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Putting the 'love' into Love Velo cycling holidays

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THIS WAS OF COURSE AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!

We are delighted to announce that we are the first cycling travel business to offer NAKED CYCLING HOLIDAYS

We have long wanted to tackle this issue of the cycling industry and we can now exclusively reveal that we have cracked our way into this market.

Following the 'getemout' amendment to Regulation 69 of the European Civil Code, public nudity is no longer an offence in Europe and for all those budding naturalists, you can bare all with Love Velo.

When you make your enquiry, in addition to your bike measurements, we will require more intimate measurements for males in order to ensure there are no instances of crank failure or performance issues on the bike. For ladies, you will also need to keep us abreast of any measurements. If you are usually at risk on bonking mid ride, please keep well hydrated. 

In addition to the usual Love Velo service, we will be providing 1 tub of Sudocrem and a disposable seat for every cyclist.

Just call the office to enquire.

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